If you are unlucky enough to have found this page, fear not! This is the beginning of the start of the birth of a new age for Delusional Word Salad! Now, you may be thinking to yourself, “Hey, wait a minute, wasn’t there already a Delusional Word Salad website a few years ago?”
The answer to your question is, Yes!
Your second question may be, “What happened to that one?”
The answer to that question is, FUCK YOU! STOP ASKING QUESTIONS!
You’re here now, and that’s most of what matters. At least to us, your presence here, reading these words already signals you as being beyond the pack. You are here for entertainment, and we are your jesters. Long have we toiled in the soils of our own magnanimity, or lack thereof, and the struggle has produced a newer, larger, more in charger Delusional Word Salad.
That’s right, at this point, we’ve almost entirely moved beyond the salad stage, and into full blown Delusional Word Green Grocer. We are gonna stick with the name for brand recognition, though. Rolls off the tongue better, and the initialism of DWS is much more aesthetically pleasing than DWGG.
This site is… well, it’s a website. That much can be said for certain. It’s a work in progress. Rest assured that probably once a week we will be doing stuff to it. Maybe. If we feel like it. NO! THAT’S THE OLD SALAD WAY OF DOING THINGS! THAT’S RIGHT, MOTHER FUCKER, WE’RE SWITCHING IT UP ON YOU, WE’RE GOING TO BE UPDATING THIS BITCH (or whichever derogatory phrase best encapsulates the modern parlance, see, we care) AT LEAST 3 TIMES A WEEK! 3 WHOLE TIMES IN ONE WEEK? DO YOUR BRAIN ORIFICES EVEN HAVE THE ROOM?
PROBABL- Sorry, caps was still on. Probably does, but we have you covered. As the site gets updated, so will everything that goes along with it. There is a whole season of DWS you haven’t heard yet, because it hasn’t been recorded. But it’s been written. Bill Slitman is alive and, as well as a character like that could conceivably be. All your old favorites are going to be back, and some new ones you wished you had never heard of. We aim to please.
So with that my friends, bear with us as we start putting things together. This shall be known as the “Year of the Salad” and we will need your help to make it so. Stay tuned folks, we got kick ass on the way.